dane cook

This is My Life...Come in and Enjoy!

For Now...

Hmm.
dane cook
acdc_fan1
So what's it been? Like 10 million years since I posted to this thing? Things are just about awesome in my life. That is all. =)

Long Time Gone
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acdc_fan1
Hey...this thing still exists? Holy cow! Well anyway, not too much to update...that's how interesting my life is. I've been with my guy Joe now for two years, and it's pretty serious. Love him to death. I'm now a graphic designer at Minuteman Press...and my boss is the Lord of all Douchebags! Such is life I suppose. If anyone still reads this, then that's all I got for ya right now. You might just have to wait another 2 years. Ha!

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dane cook
acdc_fan1
So this past week has been most interesting. To start off, on Saturday afternoon I'm helpng to clean up the house because we sold it. I thought I was going to be all slick and jump off the porch. So I'm flying through the air when I noticed that there was a sheet of ice on the driveway. Two words ran through my mind..."oh fuck!" I slipped and fell on the ice fracturing my right shoulder. I brushed it off as nothing at first. When I went to Katie's party at night in Providence it presumed to get a lot worse. I didn't think I was going to be able to drive home. But ya I did. So when I got home I told my mom and Ron and we went to outpatient at 12:30 in the morning. Waited around for a couple hours and then had some x-rays done. They told me to wear this ugly blue sling thing for about a week. Then I went home...took a pain pill and was out like a light.

So on Monday I had to go to work...and working with the damn sling on was a feat in itself. Warren, one of the managers kept telling me not to lift anything heavy. He said that I am now a liability at work and he said that he doesn't need anyone suing Staples...I'm like okie dokie...


Some other shit went down but it's too dramatized for Live Journal...

So it's been about a week and I am no longer wearing the damn blue sling thingy...I still hurt like hell but it's much better than before. Okay other than that I've learned this really cool blues riff on my bass and the beginning of Jet's "Are You Gonna be My Girl?" That's pretty chill!!!

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dane cook
acdc_fan1
Well it's Valentines Day and I'm sitting at home...alone, by myself. Kevin broke up with me on Monday. He said that he needed time to be alone. He was talking about how Susan(his ex) was starting to call him again. So, he wanted me to give him time.

I actually cried when he said this, I guess it just goes to show how much I really cared for him. I got my Bass in though, with my amp. That was my Valentines gift to myself. I have been practicing for like 3 hours a day, trying to get him off my mind. I don't know, I still love him. He said that maybe one day we could get back together, but it's only a one shot deal with this girl. That's all.

I fine now.

a night out for once
dane cook
acdc_fan1
So not much has been going on lately.  I havn't hung out with anyone in a real long time.  Saturday I was sick so I didn't go to work.  I hate being a woman sometimes.... :(
But later on I went out to Peddler's with a few people.  They snuck me in.  We listened to this great band that was there.  They played a shit load of the Beatles stuff and Zeppelin.  They fucking rocked.  I had like 4 Kahlua Sombrero's and a Jack and Coke.  Oh man that was enough.  I almost got caught by one of the waitresses, cause you know, I'm not legal to drink yet.  Ten more months and then I won't have to worry about sneaking around.  So needless to say, I didn't really feel any pain.  When I got up yesterday I felt worse than I did on Saturday.  It doesn't help your womanly problems.....

So...I won't be doing that again for a while.  The band was kickass though!!!  And I wasn't driving, which was good.

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dane cook
acdc_fan1
Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

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You're a 90's kid if:

U remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain , and Two Stupid Dogs.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..."

You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.

You remember when, 2Pac and Selena died.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record "Your FAVORITE song of ALL time"

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.

You remember when super nintendo's and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yomega Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books..

You remember when Mortal Kombat wuz tha shit!

U remember eating Warheads.(those sour candys)

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.

U remember Ring Pops.

U remember drinkin' Fruitopia and Surge.

if you memeber when every thing was "da BOMB"

when they made the new lunchables so that you could make tacos and pizza!!

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players

Writing M.A.S.H. notes. (and the twenty different versions of that)

Making those little paper fortune cookie things.. and then predicting your life with them.

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"

You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers,and Ninja Turtles.

You had a favorite New Kid on the block, and you knew all of there names

Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

You owned a portable tape player.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" ... enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You know the significance of the number 23.

You went to McD's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds...at the play ground.





When we were younger:

Before the MySpace frenzy...

Before the Internet & text messaging...

Before Sidekicks & iPods...

Before MIKE JONES...

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX...

Before Sponge Bob
...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs .

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.

When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.

When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.

Way back.

when it was all about N64.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear

Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!


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dane cook
acdc_fan1
So it is currently 2:34 in the morning and I am never up around this time.  I can't sleep for shit tonight and it's been happening quite often lately too.  The only person who is up at this time is Justin B from work.  We've been chatting online for like 2 hours now.  It's nuts!  Damn....this blows.  So yeah....I'm bored and I just made some popcorn to eat.  I guess I'll go watch a movie or something.  

Toodles.

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dane cook
acdc_fan1
Just got in from hanging out with Dave and Katie after work.  It was fun, we went to Peddler's Loft and Dave did karaoke.  He was really good at it.  Katie was getting really frustrated with the nachos.  I havn't chilled with Dave in a long time so it was good to see him again.  I guess Saturday a bunch of us are supposed to be hanging out.  I hope so cause I could use an outlet.

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dane cook
acdc_fan1

So yesterday was fun.  Me and my Dad attempted to go fishing.  We didn't catch nothing.  Too badd another time

Life = uneventful!


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dane cook
acdc_fan1
So my brother Matt's birthday is today.  He's a whopping 29 years old.  We had an ice cream cake for him and stuff.  I locked him outside so my mom and Sabrina could get the cake ready.  It was good stuff.  I'm still sick.  I've been sick ever since Thursday.  I believe it's a sinus infection cause my face hurts.  I have work tonight and tomorrow 4-9:30pm.
So I have Thursday and Friday off, but I have plans on Thursday with my Dad.  So no chilling with anyone on Thursday, unless he leaves early.  Which will most likely happen.  Ok well I have to go shower and stuff. 

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